Injuries

When a professional athletic hurt himself in a tournament, he would most certainly receive plenty of sympathy and get paid handsomely during his rehabitation. When an ordinary person sprains his ankle whilst walking on the street (by stepping onto an uneven road), however, probably receives more hilarious comments than attention. It is thus wiser to stick to the “injured in sports” story. Nonetheless, if you feel pity for this ordinary bloke, I heard he needs some assistance in cleaning up his house and driving him around. Please do not hesitate to contact him for volunteer work. :)